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Book projects on offer
I always have a number of my own book projects that I am
trying to place. Currently on offer are:
Mona Lisa Nude
Leonardo da Vinci painted two Mona Lisas - one clothed and
one naked. The clothed one is now in the Louvre. This book
will tell the story of how the nude version was painted,
how it disappeared and where it is now. The one shown here
is a copy painted in Leonardo's studio by his pupil Giacomo
Salai around 1515. It went on show for the first in Milan
in November 2000. Full synopsis available on request from
nigelCawthorne@compuserve.com.
Hitler's 9/11
Hitler made plans to bomb New York during World War II.
He delighted in the image of skyscrapers collapsing in flames.
Only a last-minute dash by General Patton saved the Big
Apple. Atomic materials and mechanisms seized from the Nazi's
were then dropped on Japan, who were constructing a bomb
of their own using Nazi technology. Full synopsis available
on request from nigelCawthorne@compuserve.com.
How To Change Your Star Sign - A Layman's Guide to Liberation
Astrology
This is self-help meets astrology. You can change your name,
change your job, change your sex, change your hair style,
change the colour of your skin - so why can't you change
your star sign? Surely it's a constitutional right. Full
synopsis available on request from nigelCawthorne@compuserve.com.
How To Be A Single Father (And Still Get Drunk
And Chase Women)
Based on my own experiences as a single father who still
felt the need to misbehave, this is the ultimate guide to
good times for men (or women) who are single parents - and
married or cohabiting parents who aspire to be single. Kick
out your partner and get on with the fun. Full synopsis
available on request from nigelCawthorne@compuserve.com.
The Naming of America
The true story of how America was discovered and claimed
for England - and named after the High Sheriff of Bristol
Richard Ameryk, who funded the expedition. The book will
also explain how Christopher Columbus got the credit for
political reasons. Full synopsis available on request from
nigelCawthorne@compuserve.com.
The DNA Divorce Case
The story of Nanette Sexton Bailey, star of international
dressage, who was married to one of the richest men in Massachusetts.
Suspecting her husband was cheating on her, she took the
sheets from their bed and took them to a DNA lab. She has
already appeared on Oprah, ABC¹s Primetime, and NBC¹s
Dateline. Full synopsis available on request from nigelCawthorne@compuserve.com.
The Queens of Martinique
Four women from the small Caribbean island of Martinique
rose to the ranks of royalty Napoleon's Josèphine,
Josèphine¹s daughter Hortense de Beauharnais
who became Queen of Holland, Madame de Maintenon, second
wife of the Sun King Louise XIV, and Josèphine's
cousin Aimée Dubucq de Rivery a convent girl
who was captured by Algerian pirates, sold into the harem,
rose to become the Sultana of Constantinople and got the
Turks to make peace with Russia at the key moment when Napoleon
was invading because he had divorced cousin Josèphine. Full synopsis available on request from nigelCawthorne@compuserve.com.
King George's Other Revolution
Although Jane Austen gives the impression that Regency England
was peaceful place full of bonnets and manicured lawns,
in fact, during the second half of George III's reign there
were a number of attempted armed insurrections. The most
famous were "Despard's Business" in 1802 and the
Cato Street Conspiracy in 1820 and a number of conspirators
connect them. Karl Marx said that history repeats itself,
the first time as tragedy, the second as farce. The history
that was being repeated here was the American Revolution.
The tragedy was the Reign of Terror that followed the French
Revolution. And the abortive English Revolution definitely
rates as farce. Full synopsis available on request from nigelCawthorne@compuserve.com.
The Last Conquistador
Although hailed as a liberator of the oppressed, Che Guevara
was a psychopathic killer who happily shot his own men in
the back of the head for minor infractions. After the Cuban
revolution, he shot so many perceived enemies of the new
regime along with former allies that Castro
had to beg him to stop. Guevara started the first concentration
camps on Cuba and sent underlings there for adultery, though
he himself was an adulterer. He hated Indians and Black
people almost as much as he hated gringos and thought that
Latin America should be a single country run by Spanish-speakers
like him. He was, after all, a direct descendent of the
last viceroy of Peru. The Proletarian Years mentioned
in his memoirs consisted largely of writing home to his
parents, telling them not to send any more money and saying
that he would not be holidaying on the familys yacht
that summer. During the Cuban missile crisis, he called
for a pre-emptive strike against US cities, knowing that
Cuba would be wiped out in the retaliation. The Cuban people
would be happy to sacrifice themselves, he said though
he had not bothered to ask them and he himself was an Argentine.
By the time he was captured in Bolivia, the Cubans, the
Russians, the Chinese, the Bolivian Communist Party and
Communist Parties throughout the rest of Latin America had
all turned against him. The only people who tried to rescue
him was the CIA. But he does take a good photo. Full synopsis
available on request from nigelCawthorne@compuserve.com.
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