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Sex Lives of the Roman
Emperors
What would you do if you were the most important
man in the world? Would you fill your palaces with nubile
young women? Or perhaps pretty young men? Or possibly both?
Well, that’s exactly what Roman emperors did. No one was
surprised. Rome was founded on a series of rapes. The city
was full of brothels catering to all tastes. There was sex
in the theatre, in the arena and in the baths. Roman legions
were even led into battle by topless totty on horseback.
Victories were celebrated by sexual practices unknown today.
Then there were the extravagant orgies. Emperors fought
wars to sleep with a lover – or in the case of Augustus
not to sleep with one. Julius Caesar swang both ways. Tiberius,
Caligula and Nero were even more promiscuous than they have
been painted. Claudius was comprehensively cuckolded by
his wives. Hadrian of wall fame was gay and Elagabalus combined
rampant sex with religion. Sex Lives of the Roman Emperors
takes you, emperor by emperor, through the entire sexual
history of ancient Rome, its mores and its literature, and
lays bear, if not the heart, other organs of the civilisation
that laid the foundations of our own. When the manuscript
of Sex Lives of the Roman Emperors was delivered to the
publishers, they said it was the best yet. Then the US book
chain Barnes & Noble took a look at it and insisted that
I remove all the jokes. Make it dull, I was told. However,
I managed to smuggle them all back in again, but in Latin.
So as well as being a good laugh Sex Lives of the Roman
Emperors is going to give you a classical education.
The series now includes Sex Lives of the
Kings and Queens of England, Sex Lives of the U.S. Presidents
Sex Lives of the Popes, Sex Lives of the Hollywood Goddesses,
Sex Lives of the Hollywood Goddesses 2, Sex Lives of the
Hollywood Idols, Sex Lives of the Great Dictators, Sex Lives
of the Great Artists, Sex Lives of the Great Composers,
Sex Lives of the Famous Gays and Sex Lives of the Famous
Lesbians.
This book can be obtained from Carlton Publishing Group,
amazon.com, authorsonline.com
or authorsonline.co.uk
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